Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying you want to molest a kid. It’s like being a total idiot who thinks being old makes you cool.

I want her young, man. I just got out of jail.

I want her young, I don’t care if she’s in 5th grade.

I want her young, and I’m not even ashamed of it.

2

When you’re so desperate for attention you’d date a kid. It’s like being a sad loser who still thinks they’re hot.

I want her young, and I’m not afraid to tell her mom.

I want her young, even if she’s got a lunch box.

I want her young, and I brought a pizza.

3

A stupid excuse for being a pervert. It’s like saying you’re not a pervert, you’re just a kid magnet.

I want her young, and I’m not even wearing pants.

I want her young, and I’m still in high school.

I want her young, and I think I’m a rockstar.

4

When you’re too dumb to know the difference between a kid and a barista. It’s like you’re a confused adult with no life.

I want her young, and I don’t know what a barista is.

I want her young, and I still live with my mom.

I want her young, and I’ve never had a job.

5

A way to say you’re too old and too ugly to be happy. You just want to make kids cry.

I want her young, and I cry when I’m sad.

I want her young, and I still use a fanny pack.

I want her young, and I think I’m a superhero.

6

When you’re so bad at life you think a kid is the best thing since sliced bread. You’re like a sad version of a dad.

I want her young, and I think I’m the best dad ever.

I want her young, and I still use a flip phone.

I want her young, and I think I’ve got it all figured out.