Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when your soul is so broken you wish you could just vanish and never come back

I want to die because my dog just ate my homework and my mom is screaming at me

I want to die because my crush doesn't even know I exist

I want to die because my math test was 100% wrong

2

the worst thing anyone can say to you and you still don't get it

I want to die and you're still like 'what's the big deal'?

I want to die and you're just eating a sandwich

I want to die and you're texting your ex

3

when you breathe in like you're going to fight a dragon and breathe out like you're crying in a ditch

I want to die, but I still made my bed

I want to die, but I finished my chores

I want to die, but I still went to school

4

when you're just so tired of someone's nonsense you're like why don't you just die

I want to die because my brother just yelled at me for 2 hours

I want to die because my mom made me eat 10 pieces of pizza

I want to die because my teacher gave me a pop quiz and I didn't study

5

when you're dumb and you fall for a guy named jacob maurice and you're just sad for him

I want to die because I like Jacob Maurice and he's a complete idiot

I want to die because I'm dumb and I fell for a guy named Jacob Maurice

I want to die because my friend is in love with Jacob Maurice and I'm just sad for her

6

when you say you want to die and it's not even a real thing you just said it for fun

I want to die because my dog ate my homework

I want to die because I failed my math test

I want to die because I spilled my juice on my shirt

7

when you say you want to die and no one actually takes it seriously

I want to die and my mom says 'you're fine'

I want to die and my brother just laughs

I want to die and my friend says 'you're not going to die'