I want all my clothes

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When you rip your jeans and throw your shirt in the trash because you're too angry to keep wearing stuff that reminds you of them
My ex left me and I shredded my favorite hoodie. Now it's just a pile of rage.
She said she didn't love me no more. I took all my clothes and set them on fire.
He cheated on me. I took my whole closet and threw it out the window.
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When you take every single piece of clothing you own and throw it at them like a f***ing ninja star
I threw my whole wardrobe at her. She ran out of the room screaming.
He broke up with me. I took my socks and threw them at his face.
She left me. I took my pants and chucked them at her car.
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When you wear your entire closet at once because you're too f***ing mad to pick just one outfit
I wore three shirts, two pants, and my hat inside out. I looked like a confused tornado.
He left me. I wore every piece of clothing I had on like it was a war.
She said no more. I put on all my clothes and walked out like a f***ing parade.
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When you rip your clothes to shreds because you're too f***ing mad to even keep them
I ripped my shirt in half because he left me for a sock.
She broke my heart. I tore all my pants into pieces like they were my enemies.
He said he didn't love me no more. I ripped my whole wardrobe into confetti.
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When you wear your clothes inside out just to show them you're f***ed up and you don't care
I wore my shirt inside out and my pants backwards. I looked like a f***ing mess.
She left me. I put my clothes on like I was in a f***ing war.
He broke up with me. I wore my pajamas outside and my socks inside out.
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When you throw your clothes in the trash like they were your ex and you're done with them for good
I threw my whole closet in the trash because he left me for a f***ing sock.
She said no more. I took all my clothes and tossed them in the bin like they were her.
He broke up with me. I took my entire wardrobe and threw it in the trash like it was a f***ing insult.
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