I Want A Vacuum

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Says it to someone like you're about to rip their clothes off. They’ll think you’re trying to hit them with a hose. People laugh. Others freeze. One guy drooled on his shoes.

I want a vacuum. You heard that right.

You're gonna be my new vacuum. Don't question it.

I want a vacuum. I don't even know why I said that.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You say it like you're about to suck the life out of them. They think you’re either mad or turned on. Some people just stare. Others try to run. One guy yelled, ‘I’m not a vacuum!’

I want a vacuum. I swear I didn’t mean that.

I want a vacuum. What even is that?

I want a vacuum. My mom’s gonna hear that.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You yell it like you’re about to use them as a cleaning tool. They think you're either high or trying to flirt. People laugh. One guy cried. Another asked if he could be the vacuum.

I want a vacuum. I have no idea why I said that.

I want a vacuum. My dog heard that.

I want a vacuum. I think I just ruined my life.

by Slangipedia 13d ago