I wanna throw up

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When you hear something so sweet it makes your brain scream and you feel like puking because you can’t handle the cuteness
My cousin said, 'She’s like a little angel,' and I almost threw up in my cereal.
My friend told me his dog ‘looks like a puppy from heaven,’ and I almost vomited on my keyboard.
When my mom said, 'He’s just like your dad,' I had to go to the bathroom to keep from throwing up.
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When someone says something so soft and gentle it hits you like a brick and you feel like you’re gonna barf
My teacher said, 'You did great,' and I felt like I was going to throw up in my desk.
My crush said, 'You’re really nice,' and I almost threw up in my lunch.
My little brother said, 'You’re like a hero,' and I had to run to the bathroom.
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When someone’s words are so nice they make you feel like you just ate a whole cake and you want to throw up
My friend said, 'You’re the best,' and I felt like I was going to throw up in my sock.
My crush said, 'I like you a lot,' and I threw up in my water bottle.
My mom said, 'You’ve grown up so much,' and I had to go to the bathroom to puke.
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