i wanna put my dick in it

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anything you want to shove your penis into because it looks good enough to eat.

I wanna put my dick in this smoothie, it’s the perfect blend of sweet and confusing.

This ice cream cone is so big, I might need a ladder to get my dick in it.

That cake is so moist, I could stick my whole face in it, and my dick.

something so nice, you want to stuff your penis inside it like it's a gift bag.

This gym is so clean, I wanna put my dick in the shower.

That hotel bed is so soft, I wanna put my dick in it and never leave.

This car is so luxurious, I wanna put my dick in the seat and drive away.

a thing you want to stuff your penis into because it looks like it would be fun.

That water park looks like a place where my dick would get a tan.

This slide is so long, I wanna put my dick in it and ride it all the way down.

That pool is so blue, I wanna put my dick in it and drown in happiness.

a thing you want to stuff your penis into because it's so cool, it deserves your attention.

That airplane is so fancy, I wanna put my dick in the window and fly away.

That spaceship looks like it would take my dick to the moon and back.

This robot is so advanced, I wanna put my dick in its chest and make it beep.

anything you want to put your penis into because it's the best thing you've ever seen.

That pizza is so good, I wanna put my dick in it and eat it.

That movie is so epic, I wanna put my dick in the screen and live it.

That concert is so loud, I wanna put my dick in the speakers and scream.