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Go to hell and bring your whole family with you

My mom just asked me to clean my room

My teacher gave me a pop quiz

I got detention for drawing on the walls

I’d rather eat a bowl of spaghetti with a fork and a spoon

I have to go to church on Sunday

My brother won’t stop talking

My dog just ate my homework

I’m gonna throw up on your face and then cry about it

My dad told me I can’t play video games

I failed my math test

My friend called me a baby

You’re the reason I hate Mondays

I had to wake up early

I got grounded

My mom made me do the dishes

I’d rather get a tattoo of a pineapple than listen to you

My brother won’t stop teasing me

My teacher gave me extra homework

I got in trouble for talking too much

I’d rather be stuck in a blender with a bunch of worms

I have to do my science project

I got stuck in the elevator

My friend told me I was ugly