I wanna eat yo dick

My mom heard me say it and made me eat a whole pizza for dinner.

I texted it to my crush and now he follows me everywhere.

My dog heard me yell it and ran away screaming.

My brother said it during church and got in trouble.

I used it in a group chat and my teacher banned me from class.

My grandma heard it and started yelling at the TV.

I said it in front of my dad and he threatened to throw me out the window.

I used it in a TikTok and got 10,000 likes.

My friend said it and now we're both grounded.