I Wanna Destroy You

My cousin said that after I beat him at Fortnite 10 times in a row

My mom said that after I spilled pizza sauce on her new dress

My dog growled at the mailman like he was a thief who stole his treats

My teacher said that after I laughed at his bad joke about cheese

My little brother said that before he stole my lunch money

My dad said that after I broke his favorite mug

My friend said that after I ate all the popcorn at the movie

My neighbor said that after I turned her cat into a zombie with my loud music

My brother said that after I beat him at chess and then took his candy

My teacher said that after I drew a mustache on his face with marker

My mom said that after I broke her favorite vase

My dog said that after I took his favorite toy

My cousin said that after I tricked him into wearing a chicken suit

My friend said that after I challenged him to a dance-off

My little brother said that after I made him eat a whole onion

My teacher said that after I talked during his lecture

My mom said that after I broke her favorite plate

My dog said that after I took his favorite bone

My friend said that after I beat him at video games

My neighbor said that after I scared her with a fake ghost

My little brother said that after I took his video game

My teacher said that after I talked during his class

My mom said that after I broke her favorite plate

My dog said that after I took his favorite toy

My friend said that after I tricked him into eating a pickle

My teacher said that after I messed up his lesson plan

My little brother said that after I took his snack

My teacher said that after I laughed at his bad joke

My mom said that after I broke her favorite glass

My dog said that after I scared him with a fake ghost