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an old man who thinks he's still cool enough to be a cowboy. he's wrong.
my grandpa still wears his boots to the grocery store
he tried to lasso a chicken and failed
he called the pizza guy 'honey' and got a side of sass
i wanna be a cowboy baby
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a guy who thinks he's a cowboy but looks like he lost a bet with a donkey.
he wore his hat to the hospital and got kicked out
he tried to ride a shopping cart down the aisle
he called the nurse 'ma'am' and got a eye roll
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a man who thinks he's a cowboy but his hat is falling apart and his hair is falling out.
he tried to rope a cat and it hissed at him
he wore his hat to the dog park and got stared at
he tried to sing a cowboy song and it came out like a yell