i wanna bang you like a screen door

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To bang someone like a screen door means you’re trying to make them scream so loud the neighbors call the cops.

I wanna bang you like a screen door, babe. You’ll be screaming my name in the morning.

He said he wanted to bang me like a screen door. I told him I’d scream so loud the cat would run away.

She texted me: 'I wanna bang you like a screen door. I don’t care if the whole block hears us.'

To bang someone like a screen door is when you hit them so hard, it feels like you’re punching a bag at the gym.

He said he wanted to bang me like a screen door. I said I’d punch him back if he didn’t stop talking.

I told my crush I wanna bang him like a screen door. He said, 'You’re gonna break me.'

My friend’s mom said she wanted to bang my dad like a screen door. He said he’d let her, but only if she shut up.

To bang someone like a screen door means you’re wild, crazy, and not afraid to make a mess.

She texted me: 'I wanna bang you like a screen door. Don’t worry, I’ll clean up after us.'

He said he wanted to bang me like a screen door. I told him I’d be wild, crazy, and probably messy.

My brother said he wanted to bang my sister like a screen door. She said he’d be the messy one.

To bang someone like a screen door is when you're so into it, you forget your own name.

He said he wanted to bang me like a screen door. I told him I’d forget my name and probably his too.

I texted my crush: 'I wanna bang you like a screen door. I might forget who I am.'

She said she wanted to bang him like a screen door. He said, 'I’ll forget my name and probably yours.'

To bang someone like a screen door is like playing a game of tag, but with your clothes on and no rules.

He said he wanted to bang me like a screen door. I said it was like tag, but with clothes on and no rules.

I told my crush I wanna bang him like a screen door. He said it was like tag, but with more screaming.

She said she wanted to bang him like a screen door. He said it was like tag, but with no rules and a lot of moaning.