i wanna baby

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A teenage girl who wants a baby so bad she’s thinking about it 24/7, but she’s still pretending she’s not a walking pregnancy ad
I’m gonna get pregnant and no one will know. I swear. I’ll just eat a whole pizza and no one will question it.
My mom thinks I’m just being dramatic. She doesn’t know I’ve already texted my crush 12 times about it.
I’m gonna fake a period just so I don’t have to explain why I’m eating a whole bag of chips at 2 AM.
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When you’re so obsessed with holding a baby raccoon you’d punch a bear to get one
I’d rather hold a baby raccoon than my annoying cousin. I’d fight a bear for this.
I saw a baby raccoon on TikTok and now I can’t focus on anything else.
If I had a baby raccoon, I’d name it ‘Raccoon Baby’ and it would be the best thing ever.
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