I walk to school both ways

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A phrase Asian parents use to brag about their tough childhood while also blaming gravity for their kid's laziness.

My kid walks to school both ways. When I was your age, I had to walk to school, both ways, on a broken leg, while also doing 10 push-ups every day.

My kid walks to school both ways. I had to walk to school both ways on a mountain, in the snow, with no shoes.

My kid walks to school both ways. I had to walk to school both ways while carrying a goat on my back.

A lie Asian parents tell to make their kids feel like they're being tortured for no reason.

I walked to school both ways. You think walking is torture? I walked to school both ways through a burning forest.

I walked to school both ways. You think walking is hard? I walked to school both ways while eating a whole chicken with my hands.

I walked to school both ways. You think walking is bad? I walked to school both ways while doing 100 sit-ups every day.

A phrase Asian parents say to make their kids feel like they're being punished for existing.

I walked to school both ways. You think you're being punished? I walked to school both ways while also running a marathon every day.

I walked to school both ways. You think walking is a lot? I walked to school both ways on a hot summer day, with no water.

I walked to school both ways. You think you're doing something hard? I walked to school both ways while also working a full-time job.