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I walked to Burger King so I could eat a burger then walked all the way back home because I was too lazy to use my brain or my legs.
I walked to Burger King and then back home because I'm too broke to buy a bus ticket and too dumb to ride a bike.
I went to Burger King and walked back home because I was too fat to run and too poor to take a taxi.
I walked to Burger King and back home because I thought I was going to die from the hunger and I was right.