Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I wish I was Sammy so I could cuddle with you and laugh at your dumb face

If I was Sammy, I’d snuggle you and make fun of your face

I’d be Sammy, snuggling you and roasting your looks

2

I wish I was Sammy so I could cuddle with you and not be a loser

If I was Sammy, I’d be cuddling you, not being a total waste of space

Sammy gets the cuddles, I get the embarrassment

3

I wish I was Sammy because I’d be cuddling you instead of being stuck with this

If I was Sammy, I’d be snuggled up with you, not stuck with this mess

Sammy gets the cuddle, I get the chaos

4

If I was Sammy, I’d be cuddling you and not being a total disaster

Sammy gets the cuddle, I get the disaster

I’d be Sammy, snuggling you instead of being a total mess

5

I wish I was Sammy so I could cuddle with you instead of being stuck with me

Sammy gets the cuddle, I get the awkwardness

If I was Sammy, I wouldn’t be stuck with me

6

I wish I was Sammy so I could cuddle with you and not be the worst

If I was Sammy, I’d be snuggling you instead of being the worst

Sammy gets the cuddle, I get the worst