i voted for kodos

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A loud, annoying ska band that sings about how much they hate ska. They got their name from a stupid dog who won a stupid election because they all voted for it. They’re like the cocky kid who brags about their dog being the best.
My dog could’ve beaten your dog in a race and you still voted for Kodos? What’s wrong with you?!
I’m gonna stick my trombone up your ass if you don’t admit Kodos was the best dog.
I voted for Kodos because your dog was a f***ing disaster.
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A stupid thing Homer Simpson said when he was too f***ed up to care that the aliens took over the world. He thought voting for Kodos would make things better, but both aliens were just as bad. He’s like the guy who thinks voting for the worst candidate will somehow save the day.
Homer, you voted for Kodos and now we’re all slaves. You’re the worst.
I’d rather be eaten by aliens than listen to Homer’s dumb ideas again.
If Homer voted for Kodos, I’m gonna vote for the other alien just to spite him.
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