I VOTE COMMUNISM

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If you don’t yell this like a madman at least 12 times a day, Papa Stalin will drag you to the Gulag and beat you with a bag of potatoes.
I VOTE COMMUNISM! I VOTE COMMUNISM! I VOTE COMMUNISM! (while throwing potatoes at my brother)
I VOTE COMMUNISM! (while crying in a potato field)
I VOTE COMMUNISM! (while being chased by Papa Stalin)
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If you don’t say this 12 times a day, Papa Stalin will put you in a hole and feed you only rotten potatoes and hatred.
I VOTE COMMUNISM! (while eating rotten potatoes in a hole)
I VOTE COMMUNISM! (while being fed hatred by Papa Stalin)
I VOTE COMMUNISM! (while screaming in a hole)
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Say this 12 times a day or Papa Stalin will take your potatoes and beat you with them.
I VOTE COMMUNISM! (while holding a potato like a weapon)
I VOTE COMMUNISM! (while being beaten by Papa Stalin with potatoes)
I VOTE COMMUNISM! (while crying over my stolen potatoes)
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