i used to roll the dice

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A stupid way to say you used to gamble and lose your pants
I used to roll the dice like a fool in my grandma's basement.
I rolled the dice so hard I broke my phone.
I used to roll the dice and still got nothing but a bad grade.
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When you thought life was a game and then it kicked you in the balls
I used to roll the dice and thought I'd be rich by now.
I rolled the dice and got a job at McDonald's.
I used to roll the dice until I ran out of money and hope.
3
A fancy way to say you had no idea what you were doing
I used to roll the dice like I knew what I was doing.
I rolled the dice just because I was bored.
I used to roll the dice and still didn't know what was going on.
4
When you had a plan and it went up in smoke like your math test
I used to roll the dice and thought I'd be cool.
I rolled the dice and got a D on my math test.
I used to roll the dice and still failed life.
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A weird way to say you used to be hopeful and now you're just tired
I used to roll the dice and thought I'd be rich.
I rolled the dice and got nothing but a headache.
I used to roll the dice until I fell asleep on the couch.
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When you thought you were a hero and now you're just a waste of time
I used to roll the dice like I was a hero.
I rolled the dice and got a job I hate.
I used to roll the dice and still can't find my keys.
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