Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re not fooling anyone you stink at life

I uhhhh you I saw you fail math

I uhhhh you you still use a flip phone

I uhhhh you you called your mom during the final exam

2

You’re lucky I’m too lazy to hate you more

I uhhhh you you took my last snack

I uhhhh you you cried at the movie

I uhhhh you you still believe in fairies

3

You’re not even trying and I know it

I uhhhh you you didn’t even study

I uhhhh you you wore pajamas to the store

I uhhhh you you still have a pet goldfish

4

You’re the reason I don’t bother with life

I uhhhh you you texted me during class

I uhhhh you you still use emojis in real life

I uhhhh you you called your crush ‘dude’

5

You’re the human version of a doorknob

I uhhhh you you didn’t even show up

I uhhhh you you still use paper plates

I uhhhh you you cried over a broken pencil

6

You’re the reason I’m still alive and I’m not happy about it

I uhhhh you you failed my favorite subject

I uhhhh you you still use a landline

I uhhhh you you took my last soda