I trust purple

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A stupid phrase that some AROHA made just for us and ASTRO. It means we’ll never abandon our boy, no matter how much he stinks or how many times he clogs the toilet.

I trust purple, even when he eats the last slice of pizza.

I trust purple, even when he insults my mom.

I trust purple, even when he forgets my birthday 12 times.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

It’s like a dumb promise that some AROHA tried to shove down our throats since 2016. We’re supposed to stick with our boy, even if he’s a disaster.

I trust purple, even though he’s the reason our dog ran away.

I trust purple, even though he tried to eat my homework.

I trust purple, even though he can’t cook a single meal.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

It’s like a stupid family motto that we might one day use, but only if we don’t all end up in jail first.

I trust purple, even though he stole my lunch money.

I trust purple, even though he’s the reason we got detention.

I trust purple, even though he called my dad a f***ing donkey.

by Slangipedia 11d ago