I Trust Emily

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A band from Livermore that started with two guys who thought they were cool, and then two more guys showed up to make it look good. One guy got kicked out like he was in trouble, and then the drummer got replaced because the new guy had more energy and less dumb ideas.
I Trust Emily is the band that didn’t know what they were doing until they had a drummer who wasn’t a total disaster.
They started with four people, but now it’s like they’re trying to make it work with three and a half.
If you don’t know who I Trust Emily is, you’re probably the kind of person who still uses the word 'groovy'.
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A group of guys from Livermore who tried to make music, but one guy left, and another guy came in to play drums like he was born for it instead of being forced into it.
I Trust Emily used to be four guys, but now it’s like they’re trying to make a band work with three guys and one guy who’s still figuring out what a drum is.
They had a guy who left, and then another guy came in to play drums like he was the only sane one left.
If you thought the band was a mess before, wait till you hear what happened with the drummer.
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A Livermore band that went from four guys to three, then to three and a half, because one guy left and another guy came in to beat the hell out of the drums like he was angry at life.
I Trust Emily went from being a full band to a half-assed group that still tried to make music.
They lost one guy but gained another who hit the drums so hard it felt like a war.
If you thought the band was cool before, you’re gonna love it now that they’ve got a new drummer who acts like he’s been in a fight with the drums.
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