I Truly Believe Gods Are For Personal Computers

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I think gods are just fancy versions of personal computers, and they probably run on Windows 95 and hate Macs.

My PC crashed again. I swear if it dies, I'm going to start a religion about it.

I blame my ex for the blue screen of death. It was a love hate relationship.

I tried to install Windows 10 on my ancient PC. It cried.

If gods were real, they’d be the kind of people who left their computers on for 10 years and never updated anything.

My PC has more personality than my ex. It at least updates itself.

I tried to reboot my PC. It said no.

I called my PC ‘Lord’ and it gave me a warning message.

Gods are just people who don’t know how to shut down their computers properly and are now stuck in a loop of 2003.

I’ve been trying to close this window for 4 hours. It’s like fighting a god.

My PC is so old it thinks 2003 is the future.

I tried to shut down my PC, and it started a cult.