i trip to make the fall shorter

I took a Xanax and flew off the curb like a drunk flamingo.

I hit the ground harder than my ex’s lies.

I took two pills and tripped like a man who just got fired from his dream job.

I inhaled like a dragon and landed like a wet sock.

I smoked so much I forgot I was falling.

I lit up and hit the ground like it owed me money.

I took a big hit and landed like a broken toaster.

I hit the ground harder than my mom’s temper.

I took a hit and fell like I was trying to impress gravity.