I tried to speak, but my mouth wasn't open.

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what you say when your brain is asleep and your mouth is still stuck in a coma

I tried to talk but my mouth was a closed door. #braindead

My mouth was shut tighter than a thief’s wallet. #nope

I tried to speak but my mouth was like a locked vault. #lazy

the excuse you use when you're too tired to even open your face

I tried to talk but my mouth was a closed door. #tiredface

My mouth was shut like a sealed pizza box. #nope

I tried to speak but my mouth was like a sealed tomb. #facefailure

the lie you tell when your mouth is more stubborn than a donkey

I tried to speak but my mouth was more stubborn than a donkey. #donkeyface

My mouth was like a donkey refusing to move. #nope

I tried to talk but my mouth was like a donkey with a helmet on. #stubborn

what you say when your mouth is stuck and your brain is taking a nap

I tried to talk but my mouth was stuck and my brain was snoring. #facefail

My mouth was like a stuck zip and my brain was on vacation. #nope

I tried to speak but my mouth was stuck and my brain was taking a siesta. #sleepyface

the excuse you use when your mouth is locked and your brain is on strike

I tried to speak but my mouth was locked and my brain was on strike. #nope

My mouth was like a jail cell and my brain was on break. #facefail

I tried to talk but my mouth was like a jail and my brain was on vacation. #brainonbreak

the lie you tell when your mouth is like a locked door and your brain is on vacation

I tried to speak but my mouth was like a locked door and my brain was like a lazy dog. #nope

My mouth was closed like a vault and my brain was taking a trip. #facefail

I tried to talk but my mouth was like a closed vault and my brain was on a beach. #vacationbrain