I touch goats

I Touch Goats is a stupid joke that started in a car forum. People would say it instead of saying you got a message because it was funny and it had swearing.

It’s a stupid phrase that people use when they don’t want to say you got a message. It’s like a goat version of a text alert.

People say I Touch Goats when they’re too lazy to write a message. It’s a stupid joke that spread like a disease.

I Touch Goats is like a goat version of a message. People say it instead of typing something normal. It’s a joke that nobody wants but everyone uses.

I Touch Goats is the worst joke ever. It came from a car forum and now it’s everywhere. People say it instead of real messages.

It started in a car forum and people used it instead of typing messages. It’s stupid but it’s everywhere now. People say it like it’s a religion.