i totally already know that

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A fake reply to someone who says something so obvious it makes you want to punch them. It’s like saying you already knew the punchline before the joke was even told.
'I totally already know that', said after my friend yelled 'I SAW THE MOVIE LAST WEEK!' during a movie night.
'I totally already know that', texted to my cousin who told me the same story from last year.
'I totally already know that', said to my mom when she reminded me I left my phone in the car again.
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A lazy way to shut someone up when they say something you’ve heard a thousand times before. It's like giving them a middle finger with your words.
'I totally already know that', said to my classmate who told the same joke for the third time in a row.
'I totally already know that', texted to my brother after he sent me the same meme for the fifth time.
'I totally already know that', said to my teacher when she reminded me I forgot my homework again.
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A smug reply used when someone says something so obvious it’s like they’re trying to annoy you on purpose. It’s like bragging that you knew the answer before they even asked.
'I totally already know that', said to my friend after he told me the same story he told me last week.
'I totally already know that', said to my coworker when she told me the same gossip for the third time.
'I totally already know that', said to my dog when he barked at the mailman again.
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A fake reply used to mock someone who says something you already knew. It’s like telling them you were there before they even showed up.
'I totally already know that', said to my mom when she reminded me I forgot my keys again.
'I totally already know that', texted to my sister after she sent me the same message for the fourth time.
'I totally already know that', said to my teacher when she told me the same rule for the fifth time.
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A cocky reply used when someone says something so obvious it's like they're trying to waste your time. It's like saying you knew the punchline before the joke was even told.
'I totally already know that', said to my friend when he told me the same story again.
'I totally already know that', said to my coworker when she told me the same gossip for the third time.
'I totally already know that', said to my dog when he barked at the same mailman again.
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A fake reply used to mock someone who says something you already knew. It's like giving them a side-eye and a middle finger at the same time.
'I totally already know that', said to my brother when he told me the same joke for the fourth time.
'I totally already know that', said to my teacher when she reminded me I forgot my homework again.
'I totally already know that', said to my dog when he barked at the same mailman again.
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