I took the top off the Maybach

My guy took the top off the Maybach and now he's walking like a chicken

He said he'd do it for a million dollars and now he's crying in the back of a Uber

The doctor said it was the most painful circumcision he's ever seen

He took the top off the Maybach and now he's got a permanent blush

He screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

He's been using a walker ever since

He took the top off the Maybach and now he's got a face like a donut

He's been eating soup out of a bowl ever since

He said he'd do it again for a million bucks and now he's got a face like a donut