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Saying you love your best friends like they’re your favorite snack, but not enough to actually date them.
I tomato you like pizza on a Tuesday.
You’re my tomato, not my girlfriend.
I tomato you, but I still call you ‘dude’.
i tomato you
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When you’re too chicken to say ‘I love you,’ but you’re not satisfied with just being friends, so you say ‘I tomato you’ like it’s some fancy new swear word.
I tomato you like my mom’s cooking but not as much as my dad’s yelling.
I tomato you, but I still side with your ex.
I tomato you, but I still text your ex.
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When you say ‘I tomato you’ and it actually means you want to punch them in the face because they’re annoying.
I tomato you like my brother when he steals my cereal.
I tomato you, but I still wish you were dead.
I tomato you, but I still text your ex.