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You got one chance. I told you straight. You're not getting a second chance. You're getting a bullet in the brain.

I said do it. You said maybe. Now you're dead.

I told you to bring snacks. You brought a napkin. That's it.

I said run. You walked. You're getting a bullet in the brain.

You're not smart. You're not lucky. You're just slow. I told you to do it. You didn't. Now you're doomed.

I said move. You said 'in a minute.' Now you're doomed.

I said clean your room. You said 'later.' Now you're doomed.

I said finish your homework. You said 'maybe tomorrow.' Now you're doomed.

You're like a dog who knows the command but won't obey. I told you to do it. You didn't. You're getting a treat. No, not a good one. A bad one.

I said shut up. You kept talking. You're getting a treat. A bad one.

I said stop teasing the cat. You kept teasing. You're getting a treat. A bad one.

I said feed the dog. You said 'later.' You're getting a treat. A bad one.

You're not a person. You're a mistake. I told you to do it. You didn't. Now you're a problem.

I said do your math. You said 'I hate math.' Now you're a problem.

I said wash the dishes. You said 'I’ll do it tomorrow.' Now you're a problem.

I said stop talking. You kept talking. Now you're a problem.

You're like a kid who gets a warning. I told you to do it. You didn't. Now you're getting a timeout.

I said go to bed. You said 'I’m not tired.' Now you're getting a timeout.

I said stop drawing on the wall. You said 'it looks cool.' Now you're getting a timeout.

I said do your homework. You said 'I’ll do it later.' Now you're getting a timeout.

I told you to do it. You didn't. You're like a robot with a broken switch. You're not working.

I said start the engine. You said 'I’ll start it later.' You're not working.

I said eat your veggies. You said 'I hate veggies.' You're not working.

I said stop talking. You said 'I’ll stop later.' You're not working.