I told you I was hardcore

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A final shout from a guy who took so many drugs he turned into a meat blob, all while live on webcam and chatting with people who laughed at him instead of helping him.
He said, 'I told you I was hardcore,' right before he passed out from a meat blob overdose.
He typed it as his face turned green and he started foaming like a rabid raccoon.
He said it just before his webcam cut out and he vanished into the void of the internet.
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The last words of a guy who tried to be cool but failed, said while he was on webcam, eating pills like they were candy, and spitting out foam like a mad dog.
He said it before he started foaming at the mouth like a feral beast.
He typed it right before he fell off his chair and vanished into the internet forever.
He said it as he was chewing up a whole bottle of pills and spitting out green goo.
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When your friends say you're not that crazy, and then you do something so wild they're left speechless, and you say, 'I told you I was hardcore.'
He said it after he threw a chair through a window and ate a whole pizza in one bite.
He said it when he jumped into a pool full of glitter and screamed like a banshee.
He said it right after he bit a sandwich in half and yelled at a cloud.
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