I thought you'd be bigger

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You said this when someone you expected to be a giant walked in and looked like they could be your lunch.

I thought you'd be bigger. Like, a whole pizza bigger.

You looked like you could be my side dish, not my main course.

I thought you'd be a legend. Turns out you're just a guy who eats too much cereal.

You said this when someone you thought was a mountain turned out to be a hill with a bad attitude.

I thought you'd be bigger. Like, a whole mountain bigger.

You looked like you could be my stepdad, not my hero.

I thought you'd be a beast. You're just a guy who doesn't exercise.

You said this when someone who was supposed to be a monster showed up and looked like they could be your buddy.

I thought you'd be bigger. Like, a whole monster bigger.

You looked like you could be my friend, not my idol.

I thought you'd be a titan. You're just a guy who eats too much pizza.

You said this when someone you thought was a giant walked in and looked like they could be your snack.

I thought you'd be bigger. Like, a whole giant bigger.

You looked like you could be my snack, not my hero.

I thought you'd be a legend. You're just a guy who doesn't do push-ups.

You said this when someone who was supposed to be a beast showed up and looked like they could be your neighbor.

I thought you'd be bigger. Like, a whole beast bigger.

You looked like you could be my neighbor, not my idol.

I thought you'd be a titan. You're just a guy who doesn't lift weights.

You said this when someone you thought was a giant walked in and looked like they could be your sidekick.

I thought you'd be bigger. Like, a whole giant bigger.

You looked like you could be my sidekick, not my hero.

I thought you'd be a legend. You're just a guy who doesn't do sit-ups.