I thlammed my penith in the car door

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When you take a big chunk of your meat and crush it against a car door like you're trying to beat a dog to death with your own junk.

I thlammed my penith in the car door because the dog wouldn't stop barking at me.

My penith is now a pancake. I blame the car door.

I did this because I was mad at my mom for not giving me dessert.

A stupid video that makes you feel like you're back in 2012, watching a kid try to beat a duck with a banana.

This video is the worst thing I've ever seen. It's like watching a baby cry.

I watched this while eating cereal and now I'm sad.

I got this link from my uncle and now I hate him.

A line from a duck that's so annoying it makes you want to punch a dog in the face and also thlam your penith in a door.

Daffy Duck said that line so many times, I want to die.

I watched it while crying in my room.

I thlammed my penith because I was mad at Daffy Duck.