I think you'll find

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A cocky way of saying you're about to prove the other person is a brainless donkey who should be thrown off a cliff for not knowing something basic.

I think you'll find that the Earth is round, not a flat pizza.

I think you'll find that water doesn't flow uphill unless you're drunk.

I think you'll find that 2 + 2 is 4, not 5 because you're too lazy to count.

A sneaky way to say the other person is so clueless it's like they were born in a sewer and never saw the sun.

I think you'll find that the moon doesn't glow in the dark like a disco ball.

I think you'll find that you can't breathe underwater unless you're a fish.

I think you'll find that a chicken doesn't lay eggs on a Monday unless it's on vacation.

A big insult wrapped in a sentence that makes you feel like the other person is a lost puppy who can't even find the trash can.

I think you'll find that gravity is real, not just a made-up excuse for falling off the stairs.

I think you'll find that time moves forward, not backward like your memory.

I think you'll find that you can't eat a whole cake and still be thin.