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a fancy way of saying something is totally out of the question and you're just trying to sound important

I think we can rule out a zombie apocalypse, unless the coffee machine starts moaning at night.

I think we can rule out a perfect grade, unless the teacher is high and loves you.

I think we can rule out a pizza delivery, unless the pizza is also a detective.

a lazy person’s excuse to make things sound complicated when they’re just not happening

I think we can rule out a second date, unless the guy brings a cactus as a gift.

I think we can rule out a promotion, unless the boss is mad at the coffee machine.

I think we can rule out a pet, unless the dog is also a vampire.

the worst kind of phrase you use when you're too tired to just say no

I think we can rule out a party, unless the cake is also a spaceship.

I think we can rule out a movie night, unless the TV is haunted.

I think we can rule out a new job, unless the boss is also a dragon.