I think therefore, I am

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You think you're real, and because of that, you're the only one who's definitely not fake. Everything else could be a lie, but you're the king of your own brain. You're like the only sane person in a crazy house.

I think I'm real, so I must be. The rest of you are just figments of my imagination.

Bro, I'm the only one who matters. You're all just dreams I had after a bad lunch.

If I'm thinking, I'm real. You're just ghosts haunting my thoughts.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're so convinced you exist that you think the whole world is just a part of your thoughts. You're like the main character in a movie, and everyone else is just background noise.

I'm real, you're just in my head. That’s why I’m the main character.

You think I’m real? I think I’m real, and you’re just a side character.

I exist, and you’re just a part of my brain’s imagination.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're the only one who's for sure real. The rest of you could be fake, or just lying to me. I’m the only one who’s 100% certain, and I’m not letting you change that.

You might be fake, but I’m real. I know it because I’m thinking.

I think, therefore I’m real. You’re just a bunch of liars.

I’m real because I think. You’re just a bunch of people I made up.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You think you're the only one who's real. You're like the boss of your own brain, and everything else is just extra fluff you don’t need.

I think I’m the boss of my brain. You’re just extra fluff.

I’m the only one who matters. You’re just brain fluff.

I think, therefore I’m the boss. You’re just background noise.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're so sure you exist that you think the rest of the world is just a bonus. You're like the main dish, and everything else is just side dishes you don’t care about.

I’m the main dish. You’re just side dishes I don’t need.

I think I’m real, so I’m the main dish. You’re just filler.

I’m the main dish, and you’re just extra.

by Slangipedia 11d ago