i think the think not

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Means I’m about to drop a bomb so big it’ll make your brain explode
I think the think not, I just found out my dog’s been robbing the bank.
I think the think not, I got a 100 on the math test but forgot my lunch.
I think the think not, I just texted my mom and said I’m moving to Mars.
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Like when you’re so confused you could cry and also throw up
I think the think not, I tried to explain why I hate Mondays and my friend fell asleep.
I think the think not, I thought I was late but I was actually early.
I think the think not, I asked for pizza and got a salad.
3
Means I’m so lost I think I’m in a different universe
I think the think not, I took a left turn and ended up in the park.
I think the think not, I thought I was going to school but I ended up at the zoo.
I think the think not, I tried to text my friend but I sent it to my grandma.
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Like when you’re so messed up you don’t even know what day it is
I think the think not, I woke up and thought it was Saturday but it was Tuesday.
I think the think not, I tried to eat my homework and it tasted like glue.
I think the think not, I wore my socks on my hands and nobody noticed.
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Means I’m so tired I could sleep for a whole year
I think the think not, I stayed up all night playing video games and now I’m a zombie.
I think the think not, I walked to school and I think I walked through a portal.
I think the think not, I tried to do my math homework and I just drew pictures.
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