I Think... Objectively

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1
I think is just your way of saying you’re too lazy to back it up with proof or a good insult.
I think your hair is a fire hazard.
I think you’re the worst at chess.
I think your pants are holding you back.
2
When you say I think, you're really just saying you don't have the guts to say you know.
I think you failed the test.
I think your mom’s a witch.
I think you're the reason the sky is blue.
3
I think is like saying you're not sure, but you're still gonna make everyone else question their life.
I think your cat is judging you.
I think your math skills are worse than your fashion sense.
I think your jokes are the worst part of your life.
4
I think is just your fancy way of saying you're not confident enough to say you're right.
I think your voice is too loud.
I think you’re the reason the world is chaos.
I think your cooking is a crime.
5
I think is like throwing a dart at your opinion and calling it a fact.
I think your dog is a genius.
I think your singing is a curse.
I think your life is a mess.
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I think is when you say you're not 100% sure, but you're still gonna argue about it.
I think your grades are fake.
I think your personality is a disaster.
I think your habits are the worst.
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