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The German way of saying oh my god but only when something so stupid happens it makes your brain explode like a fireworks show in a toilet.

I just saw a cow wearing a hat and dancing to disco music.

My uncle tried to fly a kite in a hurricane and got stuck in a tree.

My dog just started talking to my mom about my bad grades.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When something so ridiculous happens it makes you want to scream into a pillow and throw your pants at a wall.

My neighbor tried to start a band with his cat and a washing machine.

I saw my teacher eat a whole pizza in one bite.

My brother tried to talk to a chicken and got chased by a goat.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

The German version of oh my god but only for when something so dumb happens it makes your brain feel like it got hit by a bus full of clowns.

My mom tried to build a spaceship out of Legos and a microwave.

I watched my dog try to solve a math problem and fail.

My dad tried to sing opera while riding a unicycle.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When something happens so stupid it makes you want to cry, throw your shoes, and yell at the sky like it owes you money.

My cousin tried to date a statue and got kicked out of the museum.

I saw my brother try to ride a bike with a goat on his back.

My grandma tried to cook a cake using only a blender and a stapler.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

The German way of saying oh my god but only for when something so silly happens it makes you feel like your brain is on fire and your soul is laughing.

I saw my dog wear a hat and try to do the cha-cha.

My brother tried to sing a song with a goat and a microphone.

My teacher tried to teach math using only pizza and a calculator.

by Slangipedia 11d ago