I think I will be back

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What your dad said when he left to get milk and then vanished forever like a ghost

Dad: 'I think I will be back.' 3 hours later: a dead raccoon on the sidewalk.

Dad: 'I think I will be back.' 2 days later: a phone bill for $500.

Dad: 'I think I will be back.' 1 week later: he was in jail.

What your dad said before he went to get milk and never came back because he got stuck in a toilet

Dad: 'I think I will be back.' 1 hour later: he was stuck in a toilet at the gas station.

Dad: 'I think I will be back.' 2 hours later: he was arguing with a bagel.

Dad: 'I think I will be back.' 3 hours later: he was eating a bagel and still stuck in a toilet.

What your dad said right before he left to get milk and then got lost in the mall and never came back

Dad: 'I think I will be back.' 2 hours later: he was lost in the mall with a kid who looked like a robot.

Dad: 'I think I will be back.' 3 hours later: he was eating a hot dog from a vending machine.

Dad: 'I think I will be back.' 4 hours later: he was on a escalator going the wrong way.