I think I might be a butt

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The way a butt says hello when it's too lazy to do anything else
'Hey' said the butt as it sat on my face
My butt waved at me like it was in a talent show
The butt said 'hi' by falling off the couch
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A butt that thinks it's the king of the hill and everyone else is just there to suffer
'I think I might be a butt' he said, then fell asleep
The butt was too proud to move
My butt said 'I think I might be a butt' then pooped on my shoe
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When a butt is so full of itself it actually believes it's the main character of the story
My butt said 'I think I might be a butt' then took a nap
The butt walked into the room like it owned it
My butt said 'I think I might be a butt' and then blocked my phone number
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