I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke)

My skincare routine is so intense it could start a war.

I just spent $150 on a mask that promised to 'reboot my skin's DNA', it just rebooted my bank account.

I took a selfie in the middle of a breakout and called it 'art.'

I fought a zit for two hours and won, but it came back with a vengeance.

My face looks like a pizza that exploded.

I used seven products today just to make my face look normal.

My skin is out to get me, and I’m just trying to survive.

I have a ritual for my face that involves singing to it.

My face broke out so bad I thought I had a curse from a witch.