I think I just leaked out of my ass

When you feel like something tiny came out of your ass but you're too lazy to check and too embarrassed to care.

You think your ass let out a tiny bit of something, but it's so small you might as well just pretend it never happened.

You think something came out of your ass but it was so little you might as well just ignore it and hope no one noticed.

You think you peed a little bit out of your ass but it was so small it might as well just be a fart with a side of shame.

You think something tiny came out of your ass but it's so little it doesn't even matter and you're too lazy to care.

You think your ass let out a tiny bit of something but it was so small it might as well just be a fart and a little shame.