i think i hauve covid

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what you yell when you feel like your guts are on fire and you can’t tell if it’s a heart attack or a hot date
I think I hauve covid... and my ex is here!
I think I hauve covid... and I just ate three tacos.
I think I hauve covid... and my mom is texting me again.
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what you say when you think you’re dying but it’s just your period
I think I hauve covid... and my period is late again.
I think I hauve covid... and I can’t stop crying.
I think I hauve covid... and I just ate a whole pizza.
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what you say when you’re so sick you wish you were dead but still want snacks
I think I hauve covid... and I still want Cheetos.
I think I hauve covid... and I just yelled at my brother.
I think I hauve covid... and my dog is laughing at me.
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