I think I broke a hamstring...

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What you say when you think you're hurt, but you're actually just being a baby.
I think I broke a hamstring... or maybe my soul.
I think I broke a hamstring... and my pride.
I think I broke a hamstring... and my mom's patience.
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A fancy way of saying you tripped and now you're stuck in your head.
I think I broke a hamstring... and my brain.
I think I broke a hamstring... and my self-esteem.
I think I broke a hamstring... and my future.
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What you say when you're too lazy to walk, but you're not too lazy to complain.
I think I broke a hamstring... but I'm not walking.
I think I broke a hamstring... and I'm still texting.
I think I broke a hamstring... and I'm still eating chips.
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A lie you tell to avoid doing something you don't want to do.
I think I broke a hamstring... so I don't have to go to school.
I think I broke a hamstring... so I don't have to clean my room.
I think I broke a hamstring... so I don't have to take the bus.
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What you say when you're hurt, but you're also too proud to admit it.
I think I broke a hamstring... and I'm not going to say I'm sorry.
I think I broke a hamstring... and I'm still trying to look cool.
I think I broke a hamstring... and I'm still trying to be tough.
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A way to say you're hurt, but you're also being dramatic and annoying.
I think I broke a hamstring... and I'm being super annoying.
I think I broke a hamstring... and I'm being super dramatic.
I think I broke a hamstring... and I'm being super loud.
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