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It’s like saying you’re the only one who can take your stank and still love you.
My crush just said, 'I purple you,' and I felt like I was gonna cry in my mom’s soup.
My ex said, 'I purple you,' and I said, 'You only purple me when you’re high.'
My sister said, 'I purple you,' and I said, 'You only purple me because I gave you my last chicken nugget.'