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It’s like saying you’re the only one who can take your stank and still love you.
My crush just said, 'I purple you,' and I felt like I was gonna cry in my mom’s soup.
My ex said, 'I purple you,' and I said, 'You only purple me when you’re high.'
My sister said, 'I purple you,' and I said, 'You only purple me because I gave you my last chicken nugget.'
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It’s like V said, 'I trust you, I love you, and I will never leave you, even if you act like a total idiot.'
V said, 'I purple you,' and I was like, 'You’re the only one who can handle my bad days.'
V told me, 'I purple you,' and I said, 'You’re the only one who can handle my face.'
V said, 'I purple you,' and I was like, 'You’re the only one who can handle my laziness.'
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It’s like Taehyung said, 'I’m gonna love you until your face goes from cute to ugly.'
Taehyung said, 'I purple you,' and I thought, 'He must be high.'
Taehyung said, 'I purple you,' and I said, 'You only purple me when you’re not busy being a diva.'
Taehyung said, 'I purple you,' and I was like, 'You purple me even when I make you cry.'
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It’s like V said, 'I’m gonna love you so much, you’ll wish you were dead.'
V said, 'I purple you,' and I was like, 'He’s gonna love me to death.'
V said, 'I purple you,' and I said, 'You’re gonna love me until I’m a skeleton.'
V said, 'I purple you,' and I was like, 'He’s gonna love me until the end of time.'
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It’s like saying you’re the only one who can take your stank and still love you.
My crush said, 'I purple you,' and I felt like I was gonna cry in my mom’s soup.
My ex said, 'I purple you,' and I said, 'You only purple me when you’re high.'
My sister said, 'I purple you,' and I said, 'You only purple me because I gave you my last chicken nugget.'
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It’s like saying, 'I get you, you idiot, and I’m not even mad.'
My friend said, 'I purple you,' and I was like, 'You get me, you idiot.'
My crush said, 'I purple you,' and I said, 'You’re the only one who gets me.'
My brother said, 'I purple you,' and I was like, 'You get me even when I act like a fool.'
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It’s like saying, 'I love you so much, I’ll even put up with your nonsense.'
My crush said, 'I purple you,' and I was like, 'You put up with my nonsense.'
My brother said, 'I purple you,' and I said, 'You put up with my stank.'
My friend said, 'I purple you,' and I was like, 'You put up with my laziness.'
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