I talk, You listen.

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You're getting a lecture from someone who thinks they're the boss of your brain.
Mom: 'You don't need to talk back, you just need to listen and shut your face.'
Teacher: 'I’m not asking you, I’m telling you. Don’t make me repeat this.'
Uncle Steve: 'You’re not even paying attention. I’m doing this for your own good.'
2
It's when someone yells at you so hard you think your ears might fall off.
Dad: 'If you don’t stop talking, I’ll turn you into a vegetable.'
Aunt Linda: 'You’re louder than my car radio on full blast.'
Coach: 'I’m talking, you’re listening, or I’ll make you run laps until you’re out of breath.'
3
Someone is telling you what to do, and you’re not allowed to say anything back.
Brother: 'You’re not allowed to talk. I’m not done being cool yet.'
Mom: 'You’re not even allowed to breathe while I’m talking.'
Teacher: 'You’re going to sit there and listen or I’ll fail you.'
4
It’s when you’re being talked at like you’re a dog who just messed up the floor.
Dad: 'You’re not even worth the energy. Just listen.'
Sister: 'You’re louder than my dog’s bark.'
Teacher: 'I’m talking, you’re listening, or I’ll send you to the principal’s office.'
5
You're being told what to do, and you're not allowed to argue or even think about it.
Grandma: 'I’m not asking you. I’m telling you. Just listen.'
Teacher: 'No questions, no talking, no thinking, just listening.'
Mom: 'You're not even allowed to look at me while I’m talking.'
6
Someone is talking so much, you’re wondering if they’re trying to fill your brain with words.
Dad: 'I’m not done talking yet, so shut up and listen.'
Teacher: 'You're going to listen or I’ll give you extra homework.'
Sister: 'You don’t get to talk until I’m done talking.'
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