I swear to Google

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When Danny says I swear to Google he's basically saying he's checked every single fact and if you don't believe him he'll make you look it up and you'll probably regret it.
Danny: I swear to Google, that movie came out in 1999. You: No way. Danny: Look it up.
Danny: I swear to Google, that's not how it works. You: It is. Danny: Prove it.
Danny: I swear to Google, I didn't eat the last slice. You: You did. Danny: Google says otherwise.
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Danny’s I swear to Google means he’s ready to fight you in a battle of truth and facts and he’ll drag Google into it.
Danny: I swear to Google, you didn't win that game. You: I did. Danny: Google says I'm right.
Danny: I swear to Google, that’s not your dog. You: It is. Danny: Google says it's mine.
Danny: I swear to Google, that's not how math works. You: It is. Danny: Google says it's not.
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If Danny says I swear to Google he’s basically saying he’s never been wrong and if you are you're just a fool.
Danny: I swear to Google, you didn’t pay rent. You: I did. Danny: Google says you didn’t.
Danny: I swear to Google, that’s not your homework. You: It is. Danny: Google says it's mine.
Danny: I swear to Google, that's not how time works. You: It is. Danny: Google says it's not.
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