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A 7-year-old kid who just saw a dirty word on the internet screaming at their mom like she’s the devil

Mom I swear to cum I did not eat the last cookie

Dad I swear to cum I did not break the phone

Bro I swear to cum I did not steal your snack

A kid who just learned the word 'cum' and thinks it's the most powerful word in the world

I swear to cum I did not cheat on the test

I swear to cum I did not draw on the wall

I swear to cum I did not eat the dog's food

A kid who thinks swearing is a superpower and uses it every time they get in trouble

I swear to cum I did not hit my little brother

I swear to cum I did not throw the pizza

I swear to cum I did not spill the juice