I swear on my mother in law (Nishba leha be hamoti.)

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I swear on my mother-in-law means I’m so angry I might punch her. Don’t believe me. I’ll punch her.

My mom-in-law just yelled at me for burning the cake. Nishba leha be hamoti.

He said he’d never eat pizza again. Nishba leha be hamoti. (He ate three slices.)

She promised she’d stop nagging me. Nishba leha be hamoti. (She nagged me for an hour.)

Swearing on my mother-in-law means I might cry, yell, or throw something. Probably all three.

I said I’d never wear that shirt again. Nishba leha be hamoti. (I wore it to the funeral.)

He swore on his mom-in-law he’d stop smoking. (He’s still smoking.)

She promised to stop texting me at 2 AM. Nishba leha be hamoti. (She texted me at 2 AM.)

If I swear on my mother-in-law, it means I’m lying. But I’m also mad. So I’m lying and mad.

I told her I’d never eat her cooking again. Nishba leha be hamoti. (I ate it for breakfast.)

He said he’d never go to her house again. Nishba leha be hamoti. (He’s at her house right now.)

She swore she’d stop calling me names. Nishba leha be hamoti. (She called me a fat pig.)