i swear it was on sale

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A total fake story women tell when they drop cash on something stupid that costs more than their rent

I swear it was on sale. I had to buy it before it went back to full price. Again.

I swear it was on sale. I didn't even need it. I just saw it and it screamed at me.

I swear it was on sale. I'm not rich. I just have a bad habit.

The most common excuse women use when they blow money on something they don't need and it was clearly not on sale

I swear it was on sale. I bought it because I felt like it. Not because I needed it.

I swear it was on sale. I saw it and I had to have it. Even though it was $100 more than the original price.

I swear it was on sale. I just wanted to look fancy for one day.

A complete lie told by women to cover up the fact they wasted money on something they could've bought later for cheaper

I swear it was on sale. I couldn't wait. I had to buy it right then.

I swear it was on sale. I saw it and I knew I had to have it. No matter the price.

I swear it was on sale. I was going to wait. But then it disappeared from the website.